Awwww, BENE~!! :D
I don’t know whether to be proud that my first born is a Honey Badger or worried.
my first born child is a bamf
…HOLY FUCK I HAVE A JOHN LOOK-A-LIKE.
Oh lord, help me.
Pyromaniac? Well then….
I guess I’m not having kids then……..
Yes. Excellent. Eeeeeexcellent.
Aww Sherlock! … I’m Mummy. Oh.
I am giving birth to the son of satan!
Hey, as long as it’s not being said to my (future) wife, or myself; we’re good.
Awwww this is so cute WHAT DID I HAVE SEX WITH?!
i’m stealing your child
I’m not having kids. My ovaries are burnt.
does this mean I have to die D:
Thumbelina…? lol okay.
IT’S ALWAYS SAM
Well this looks pretty accurate.